Posted on June 29, 2009 by Fiona Hilliard

 Thought we’s brighten up your Monday with a little joke…

Two men got out of their cars after colliding at an intersection.  One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here have a drop of this to calm your nerves.” Thanks”, said the man and took a long drink from the container. “Here, you have some too,” he added before handing back the whiskey.  “Well I’d rather not,” said the first man.  “At least not until after the police have been here.”